It’s St. Patrick’s Day!
Enough said? However you choose to celebrate today, keep in mind that after 32 pints, we start counting. Not all revelers are created equal. As in this great democracy in which we exist, equality is a nice concept, and not a nice economic reality.
Some are, and will remain, now, and in the future, more equal than others.
Be not discouraged, my fellow unequal participants in the folly called “Life in the Humongous City Housing Authority.
Be that as it may, May is still the month of flowers. May flowers➖(wtf) MAYFLOWERS??? Mayflowers?? Hey, pardon the interruption, BUTT, and that’s a BIG butt, Mayflower was a name of a boat. The light goes on!! Pilgrims, freakin pilgrims, PILGRIMS!
Pilgrims, and the resulting country, are the fruits of April Showers–that’s APRIL showers!! Nobody’s mentioned anything about Golden Showers. Listen, Mayflowers(as in big-assed boats) brought the pilgrims here from England, and surrounding areas, such as, some South Bronx Shitholes, (where Clean resided). Pilgrim parties were what was happening back in the day, somewhere around 1620. In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue, hit a rock, and split his cock, and pissed all over the crew.(2nd grade joke) On third scan, it is obvious that Golden Showers were what the crew of Columbus’s 1620 boat received as partial payment of their “crew pay”! Hitting a rock is not covered in the labor contract of the crew. Therefore, let the word go forth, the torch has been passed to a new and better generation. A generation dedicated to the betterment of all humanity. After careful analysis, Academicians, Doctors, Lawyers, Think tank members and ex-wives have all concluded that this is the year of the greedy. Greed is good. Greed is bad. Green is good. Wearing of the Green is good, especially today, because it is Saint Patrick’s Day!!!!
Sunday morning. Have you attended services at your favorite place for worship? No? And, why, may I ask?
Oh, you don’t worship? Look upon a mirror, who do you see? Is that you? Who ARE you? Does God consider you weird? Probably. That’s the reason you and God can coexist, however incompatible your individual views. God wasn’t put in this Universe to judge people➖oh!, wait!, yes he was. As a matter of God facts, He, (She, 2b pc, ha) started the Universe Business Model, for that porpoise.
Living here on Earth, which the God made available as a proving ground for
His(Her) grand experiment, attaching a body of substance with the soul of unsubstance, is temporary. In the realm of metamorphosis, body-soul is leading in Rasmussen, Nielsen and Poll of Polls surveys for most accommodating. Therefore, my fellow Sunday Morning blogger nuts, Ask not, what I can write for WordPress; ask what WordPress can write for you and me.
In conclusion, we are gathered here today to acknowledge supreme devotion to the Universe. Our stairway to future endeavors is freely activated by the power vested in the soul of our nature.
Remember, keep Holy the Sabbath.
Another bennie of Sabbath Day is NO SERVILE WORK!! Kick back, fire one up and enjoy the conclusion at The Blue Monster, Doral, ya know.
Peace be with you.
Did you ever ride on a rainbow? Stand starry eyed on a rainbow? I know a guy who said he did that last night. To be honestly perfect with awl Uall, I’ve never even seen a rainbow at night. Night rainbows might be something for further study by the Brookings Institute. Repuglicans and Tea Partyers alike have requested first dibs on the nocturnal normalcy in as much as it is defined by doctrine.
Unquestionably, the most lucrative resource to be exploited by Irish Leprechauns, is that proverbial pot of gold. Only trouble is, gee whiz, the framing of the exploitation, in reference to the patron saint of Ireland, will entail copious amounts frivolity. Far be it from any true Irishman, to disparage the intentions of exploitationers.
That pot-o-gold has been Trademarked. Any other nation or nationality, expressly concerned with gold, please develop a workable policy to accommodate “Fools Gold”.
Gold Bugs beware! The happy little ride upward you’ve enjoyed over the past eighteen months will be reversing, with a vengeance. Extricate yourselves and your currency of choice, from the forthcoming Gold Buzzkill.
We have gone to great lengths to provide current, usable intelligence from the mysterious realm of Gold Given Gifts. Including, and not limited in any financial manner to the proverbial
“Market”, is the realization that this once in a cycle opportunity is begging to be your new best investment.
March 8, 2013.
Don’t be fooled! Super-Bugs are living in hospitals, and spreading, spreading. March 7, 1970➖➖➖ that would be 43 years ago. That was a day that will live forever in the annuls of matrimonial bliss. 6:00pm ceremony. Not the best time of day for an event of such magnitude, considering the alcohol intake of one half the principles. BUTT, and that’s a BIG butt, here we are today. Forty-three years later. Alive and feeling fine. Were the last forty-three years a lesson in survival? What do you think? It was. For all. Everyday is survival training; everyday until you a dead person, then, and only then, will survival training terminate.
It is widely believed that the rescheduling of cannabis will be the most effective and logical move of policy makers so far. The new tax of 22% of sales is projected to explode the government coffers. By granting citizens their God given right to utilize His Blessings of plants upon the Earth, personal income, and, in turn, tax revenues will probably surpass present estimates of $11Trillion over the next five, (5), years. By growing whatever quantities individual desire, selling to retail, and/or wholesale and government their incomes will climb, and the United States of America will once again be the most respected economy on the face of the planet.
Senators from both sides of the aisle, in a surprise maneuver, took direct action that will have direct consequences at The Department of Justice. A binding resolution was unanimously passed by the Senate to fully legalize cannabis. Key Senators who sponsored the bill enacting the resolution were instrumental in cannabis activism starting in the early 1960′s.
Government and civilian think tanks combed every possible aspect of their recommendations for cannabis legalization and found that Anslinger had it wrong. Better late than never.
See? Nothing changed. Really. It’ll be ok.
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